between an episode and the other about my adventure, here's the mail in recent months:
"Dear Christian, would you go to bed with Maria De Filippi?"
No, not my type.
"Would you say that if I asked you to do the sex you say no?"
not rule it out completely but it should give me a blow job ... very convincing ...
"Dear Christians, including a bit of time there will no longer be producing what alberi.Con handkerchiefs to wipe the sperm after the various constants and masturbation? "The problem is serious and
reale.Gli decimated trees are more and more every year that your situation passa.Nella I find a girl ... so she would have to worry about cleaning the semen from her viso.Se nothing else you will not feel guilty, directly toward the trees.
"Dear Cristian, I suffer a lot from when Juve went in Series B. Because it is finished the cycle of my team? "
To the delight of the players ends the cycle, you start to fuck.
" Dear Christian, what do you prefer to read? "Any
text has a history: Penthouse for example. Meetings, undressing, foreplay, etc. and hard historical texts.
"Dear Christian, what are the problems of women?"
Women have problems? You can not, it's incredible ...
Women have problems, this is the nostro.Vuoi know what is the problem of women? Are too fragile, too fragili.L 'one told me last night: "Oh, you hurt me." and I was just whipping, we must stop ...
"Dear Christian, have you ever done the lover?"
Yes, I fatto.L 'experience as a lover can be beautiful or ugly:
if you fall in love with her ends a fight with her boyfriend, she falls in love if you can the same end, if he falls in love with you ... do not know how to finish;
if by chance he was a physical therapist warned: if you pick all the bones you break calling them by name ...
"Cristian, you always speak evil of governo.Ma disgusted so much because if you talk so much in place that avoid the issue?"
Oh, but it semplice.Il reason is that thoughts are produced by the government on my digestive system, usually on the toilet and I can not take his eyes off her.
"Dear Christian, do you have any particular hobbies?"
Yes, I like my specialty is cucinare.Le dolci.Ultimamente I created a cake that is called the "Berlusconi". To prepare food are required as non-digestible cellulose and keratin, gastric acid, bile, dead cells, bacteria and will be ready acqua.Quando compare it with your shit and you'll know you could save a lot of effort.
